Sing the sun to sleep

that awkward moment when you want to bang your supervisor

jawhaw:

captainabs:

the-kiwi-avenger:

consulting-god-of-badassery:

incurablyspooky:

daemon-hearts:

A minute of silence for all the good books with bad movie adaptions.

A minute of silence for all the bad books that are getting movie adaptations.

A minute of silence for books with the movie adaptation on the front cover

A minute of silence for The Last Airbender

ten minutes of silence for The Last Airbender

Two hours of stunned horrified silence for The Last Airbender.

(via circsam)

infinitylooper:

Something to think about:

The Earth is 4.6 billion years old. Let’s scale that to 46 years.
We have been here for 4 hours. Our industrial revolution began 1 minute ago.
In that time, we have destroyed more than 50% of the world’s forests.

This isn’t sustainable.

(via thewhisperingofthestars)

jewbeard:

i tried to grab fog
but i mist

(via nakkkyyy)

satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

(via ohchsinad)

katkinkat:

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

(via likethe-deadsea)

what if everyone pronounced the word earthquake like eear-th-qua-kay how hilarious would that be if like The Big One came on the San Andreas and everyone was just like AHHHH ITS AN EEARTH QUA KAY EVERYONE UNDER A TABLE

its just too many syllables and I can’t

brandnewswastikas:

You have a very pretty face and I like looking at it. 

(via thegreatestwant)

nordicunicorn:

candyp0p:

uncomfortablechair:

vicsagod:

exceldamage:

fullmetal-dipshit:

the-nicest-asshole:

UK grading system
75-100 A+
70-74 A
64-69 A-
60-63 B+
55-59 B
50-54 B-
46-49 C+
43-45 C
38-42 C-
35-37 D
0-34

Time to move to the UK

Dude I would kill for that grading scale

wait, so what  is it in america then?

100 A+

95 A

90 A-

86-89 B+

85 B

80 B-

76-79 C+

75 C

70 C-

65-69 D

Anything below that is an F

is that real??

yup

Yup.

(via wingsofthewind)

I’ve got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that I’m stressing about for absolutely no logical reason.

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